Harry Potter

      Don’t be silly!  I don’t think Hogwarts is real!  I just wish it was.  I could drone on and on about how Hermione Granger is so pretty and smart, how Ron Weasly is extremely funny without trying to be, and how Harry Potter needs to get a haircut.  I’m 10 and I’m obviously going to go to Hogwarts!  I am completely serious; I purchased a wand and everything!  NOT!  I didn’t buy a wand!  I made one.  And it wasn’t too easy either.   I’ve got my heart set on finishing the series before my 11^th birthday, which, by the way, is when Dobby is going to come to my house and I’ll hug him and invite him to my birthday party and then he’ll want to stay with us FOREVER!  But he’ll love ME the most so he’ll want to come with me to Hogwarts and you will be welcome to meet him at that point but absolutely NO flash photography, oh, and you’ll either have to be a wizard/witch or family of mine.                           Tom (Lord Voldemort) is not someone who I fear to say their name.  That He-who-must-not-be-named business, yeah, I don’t know where that came from, I mean really, for the love of pie!  Just say his name, really, I don’t see why you can’t just SAY HIS NAME!  Really, I don’t think it’s so bad just to say a weird nickname that a guy gave to himself!